One year ago, Jio started with free calls.

So Mukes Bhai dedicated Free Calling Service to Narendra Bhai.

And both of them would have us believe that it is good for us. 

Like Narendra Bhai made 31% believe that;

• He was going to bring all the black money stashed abroad,
• He was going to clean up the parliament of criminals,
• He was going to clean up the country,
• He was going to bring 10 heads for every soldiers head,
• He was going to make oil cheaper,
• He was going to have complete control over prices,
• He was going to send corrupt Congress leaders to jail,
• He was going to give free insurance to all the poor,
• He was going to give a free bank account to every poor,
• He was going to deposit 5000 in the account of every poor,
• He was going to deposit 15,00,000 into the account of every Indian
• He was going to do development of the country,
• He was going to provide 1,00,00,000 jobs every year,
• He was going to build millions of toilets,
• He was going to give subsidized gas to the poor....

He is still going to do all this, only the time frame has changed. Manmohan Singh left the economy in a complete mess so Narendra Bhai is going to take 30 years to do all that. Meanwhile you can use the free service that Mukes Bhai is providing and try to get hold of the number of the Narendra Bhai. I am told, he loves to talk and if he gets interested in you, he also loves to stalk.

Tum Jio Hazaron Saal Saal Ke Din Ho Pachas Hazar!